Absent for a reason

Grabe i cant help it but to write another one my blog entries nohh… I got bored n kasi to this blog after those jologs came to nag me on my grammar! Who are they, my teachers? So what if can't speak proper English, the world doesn't revolve on correct grammar. Look at Japan or China it has progressed even if most their citizens doesn't have even an idea what's grammar.

first i really dont get the why are there many people that are mad at me noh, maybe their one of those jologs from jologstopia noh. Anyhow why am have been absent well for this past months kasi i have been looking for new trends that will not be famous among the jolog race of our  dear beloved country. Ang first kong nakita ay ang mga lanyards that doesn't have World cup insigna, diba world is laos na noh, lumang balitang nang headbutt si zidane sa isang unknown italian jolog player no! Second ay mga DSLR's na hinde canon 350D or mga something na cheaper. Naasar ako sa mga mamayang jologs that can afford those cameras only to play "I'm a photographer, now strip of your clothes and let's have nude shoot, then i'll fuck you later noh bitch". Third is Trip-Hop, after jologs made rock and bossa nova a jolog music. trip-Hop is different from hip-hop, it's a chill-out music, not those with bling and it has sexy vocals. Fourth is im not gaya gaya to that call center agent cofibean. first he's boring na noh and i write stuffs here not to make away to you jologs noh, i just hate you for being jologs. hayy write more stuffs soon

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Please read my entries before posting any comments okay?

I have had enough of those people who just want to comment and doesn't read the content of my blog noh!!!

seriously Erap is not a wackoo!
and
Spongecola is Emo

Fuck off you WACKO!!!

 

erap is no wacko, you fuckers!!! 

Imagine this, the metro is in a middle of a bomb scare and a strange stuffs might trigger chaos noh that would make my life more miserable because of your kabobohan you jologs!!!

Fuck talaga knina noh, i was siting pretty inside the mrt and the aircon was so cool noh when some guy started shouting inside the train, its like so fuck talaga noh!!! It wasnt just shouting because he started preaching! The weird stuff kasi it was about death, meeting God and the cleansing of mankind!!! i didnt give a shit about that kasi fuck noh I havent graduated from college yet, still no big biceps and abs and I still have no girlfriend so why care about that noh!!! So after a few minutes of yapping about those stuffs, I noticed that he was making kalikot of his jolog outfit belt bag thinggy on his waist. It looked some what a fucking bomb thinggy noh, i was so afraid so i told my schoolmates that was with me during the trip that we should get of the fucking train on the next fucking station which is ayala noh because he might be one of those uber jolog teroristas that keeps on making those jolog actions that makes our country more jologer noh!!! After we got out of the there was this american guy with the hawainian floral jolog polo started asking us, “What on on earth is he saying?” we replied that he was preaching noh, stupid!!! After twe got off ayala station i was shaking because that’s when i realized that he said that we are going to meet God(why meet him now dba?), he was talking about man’s cleansing, fuck noh? Scary noh sana you would me him too!!

I love them TROLLS

DIE YOU FUCKTARD JOLOGS!!

Grabe I didnt know some of the jologs out there would find my blog noh. After they tormented  cofibean’s blog (and now it’s laos na hahahaha!!!), now ako naman ang target nila noh!!!! Fuck tlga noh!!! Pa-SUPAH pa sila kala nila niggah shit daw sila noh. Anyways I hate Trolls noh, this blog is my private blog noh!!! i can write anything on this blog and i dont give a damn if bunch of “JOLOGS” who uses niggah slang can detroy the true voice of the cool and the unjolog noh (unlike you)!!! Grabe i was just making kwento of everything that i exprience while commuting tapos here they come noh!!! Fuck you all tlga, sana Congress would pass laws that would send all of you to Zimbabwe or to Ethiopia where they can be used as human targets for their guns noh! Enough na, go back to the ass where you belong noh!!!

Is bossa nova the new jologs music?

It’s like so fuck talaga noh, Am I a fucking trend setter for the jologs music? I cant believe that Bossa Nova is going baduy. I dont blame sitti navarro for it even if she’s not even bossa nova material, well comparing her to nyco maca or lisa ono her voice is so annoying! Her video is not even Brazilian type-ish, its more like cubano, fuck noh?
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